How Women Are Like Newspapers

From “Just Thoughts of a Plain Country Woman”  June 29, 1950

“Why are women like newspapers?  They are healthier and stronger than they used to be.  They have many type faces. They are worth looking over. Back numbers (editions) aren’t in demand. They aren’t afraid to speak their mind. They can make or break a man. They have influence.  They carry news wherever they go. If they know anything they tell it.  Every guy should have one and leave his neighbor’s alone. 

And, now, that we have kidded the gals, let’s read it again and see how valuable they are. “